One year later here’s to #athousandyears more

disney-magical:

fantastic-nonsense:

john-loves-broadway:

moonstarsparkle:

I’m so sorry I’m so sorry couldn’t help myself I’m so very sorry

I want this to be a real AU.  Now.

There is. It’s called “The Little Mermaid” by Hans Christian Andersen.

HA.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

Track: Smash Into You
Artist: Beyoncé
Album: I Am... Sasha Fierce

iambeyinspired:

hellyeahbeyonce:

This will ALWAYS be in my top 10 fave Beyonce songs.

ALWAYS.

YES

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Lady Gaga, Bill Murray and Dave Take A Selfie.

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bloodycowards:

impromptucantabile:

OH. MYGOD. 

Making these for the next Drag Race party

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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excuseme-no:

livindeliberately:

I feel you Joe

LMFAO SAME JOE SAME

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